The Dude Abides

And don’t you ever fucking forget it.  Readers, welcome back to the awesomness that is my blog.  A slight absence from the postings has probably left a good number of you dead from withdrawals, and for that I apologize.  For those that remain alive, I give you props.  You have survived long enough to be granted the honor of reading this current post.  Congratulations and enjoy.

This post is going to mainly be just a rant, because I haven’t had a good long one in a while.  I’m sure you all are so excited to see what and whom I’m going to badger and make my bitch today, and in all fairness I can’t wait either.

As I was saying, a reference from The Who, again.  Yeah, I’m sure it gets old, but until everybody acknowledges that they are awesome, I will continue doing it with The Who as well as other bands that I deem worthy of being in my blog.  Well, the song really does have a theme I feel like ranting on, so here you go.

Would you like to know what I hate?  Of course you do, that’s why you’re here.  I hate it when people say that our future is fucked because of the upcoming generation.  Now, I know that in one of my previous posts I bitched out all the stupid fucks that are like so many of today’s kids, I know this.  Stay with me here while I tell you how this post is not hypocritical.  I promise I can prove it, and I also promise you will love it.  And if you don’t, perhaps you’re the type of people I’m ridiculing.

I’m not bitching at the kids anymore.  It’s somebody else’s turn to feel the wrath of me.  I fucking hate it when people say that we’re doomed because of the youth of today.  According to the experts, we’re getting stupider and fatter than all holy hell, and we don’t give a shit about other people either.  True as this may be, although not in my case, what I don’t appreciate is when they assume that the kids and teens should just accept the blame for later when we haven’t even had a chance.  Where do you think the supposed idiots of tomorrow learned to become idiots?  Hmmm, perhaps from their parents?  The stupid fucks who are running the country now.  It’s funny how they think they have such a handle on life and that our generation is going to fuck it all up.

Here’s the real deal.  We’re fucked now, and the upcoming youth can’t make it much worse than it already is.  We’re deep, deep in debt, our economy is damn near non-existent, we’re in conflicts (not officially wars) that we can’t seem to get out of, and the King of Pop just died.  Really?  All of this is going to get worse?  I especially like it when they kind of try and push it all on us now.  Like when they say, “I worry about the problems of today and how we’ll deal with them tomorrow. (ish)”  Like all the shit that happens today is our fault as soon as we come of age.  How dare we will have, right?  How about they grow some balls and admit they fucked up, instead of just waiting for the next in line to inherit the blame.

This is our generation.  Are we stupid?  High chance of yes.  Are we fat?  Sure, give or take a person.  The fault on both accounts, however, works two ways.  You’re our role models, and that’s our fault for being so dense as to look up to you.  You influence us and how we grow up.  Look at you, and what you’re teaching us.  You’re teaching us how to be fat and how to fuck people over.  You also teach us to just pass on the blame to the next person rather than take it yourself.  Thanks for the lesson, but I think I’ll pass.  I encourage everybody around my age to do the same.

Now, let me educate you further.  We’re fat and stupid, perhaps.  What we aren’t, however, is a bunch of rich fucking pricks who have screwed over half the country because they want a bit more money, an extra high, one more cheap lay, or yet another fucking tit job.  It wasn’t us that fucked up a bunch of people’s families by sending troops overseas on some bullshit intelligence.  We didn’t start a ‘war’ just to gain some oil either.  We didn’t kill the soldiers fighting, you did.  With your piss poor decisions and your fucking greed.  No.  All that is on you fuckers currently in power.  You caused all of this.  Do you care?  Probably not, but don’t you fucking dare put that shit on me and the youth of today.  This is MY generation, and on behalf of all of us, we accept none of your fucking bullshit blame.  You’re welcome.

How’s that for a rant?  Pretty good, if I do say so myself, and I do.  As for me and my girlfriend hunt, pfffft.  It’s hard to do when you don’t get out.  Even harder when you don’t give a shit about most people.  All my close friends are guys, and the one close chick friend I had just got the fuck out of Dodge.  That leaves me here, alone, waiting.  What for?  I’m not sure.  I just expect some girl to fall into my lap, because that’s the way it’s always worked.  I don’t feel the need to go out and make an effort, because I’m too damn lazy.  My theory is that if a chick likes me, or wants to get to know me better, they’ll ask.  I’m accommodating, I’m a nice guy, more or less.  Perhaps not the best idea, but until I start having fantasies of that green thing from Ghostbusters, I think I’ll be alright.

That does it for me.  Until next time America.  Take it easy.

The Dude

P.S.  I still love you.